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Post by gallito on Sept 25, 2015 19:33:23 GMT -5
You’ve tried church. You’ve tried prayer. You’ve even sacrificed the fatted calf, but God still won’t smite your enemies. Get The Jesus Slingshot, new from My Left Behind Toys! The Jesus Slingshot will help you do unto others before they can do unto you! This blasphemous gravel launcher has been cropping up at least since H. R. Giger imagined Satan using a Jesus slingshot for his painting Satan I in 1977. That particular image gained notoriety as the cover for non-yodeling Swiss extreme metal band Celtic Frost’s album To Mega Therion in 1985.
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Post by búfalo on Sept 25, 2015 21:04:45 GMT -5
THAT'S what was om the cover? I never realized it.
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Post by barrumundi on Sept 26, 2015 8:29:26 GMT -5
Looks good, but maybe if I put an "I love jesus" sticker on my .38 special it will do a better job of smiting my enemies.
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Post by gallito on Oct 1, 2015 20:26:30 GMT -5
A Jesus slingshot;might keep the blessed starlings and furry rats at bay.
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