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Post by wildstubby on Jan 3, 2024 17:39:59 GMT -5
I thought this was funny and I have to share it, but it begs the question: Is Every Colombian Family Like This? So, I've been coming to Colombia since 2015. Some of you have been coming for a lot longer and living there. Our nephew, who is attending medical school at Morsani in Tampa, FL, (he will get his 'lab coat' in May of this year), was down in Ibague to visit his father, (who is also a doctor there). Last year when he visited, he found himself a 'novia.' A nice-looking female from a local pueblo, who was crowned queen of the pueblo and ran for 'Miss Tolima' without any success. The reason for that may be presented soon enough. The nephew went to Ibague to spend Christmas with his father and his novia. While attending the different fiestas in the vecinos, the nephew's grandmothers could all but cackle about how his novia doesn't have any 'bohunkous' or a large 'chest assembly' to boot! And I mean they didn't say it once, it was all the talk of the other relatives that this girl was ass-less and tit-less to the point I really got tired of hearing about it, (but laughed just the same at the audacity!). So, is this typical of other Colombian families? I personally found her attractive, but then my 'testosterone train' left the station several years ago!
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Post by búfalo on Jan 3, 2024 18:50:43 GMT -5
100% spot on. Yes. Sometimes the honesty is refreshing,others not so much.
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Post by scumbuster on Jan 4, 2024 16:44:32 GMT -5
well a big ass does absolutely nothing for me. I think I have been permanently scarred by the asses in the US.. A big rack likewise. I like petite women. Medium rack with slender build.
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Post by mudd on Jan 4, 2024 18:53:56 GMT -5
i know many colombian men love the big fat ass here in medellin... and yet.... they look for prepagos that look like model bodies.... i myself dont get it....but i have noticed that the women here are now much fatter than 10 years ago
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Post by wildstubby on Jan 5, 2024 10:56:45 GMT -5
scumbuster said: Agreed scum. I remember the first time I went to Colombia, (and you can lump the 2nd and 3rd times in there too), I gave myself whiplash snapping my neck at all the attractive women I would see. But the point I was trying to make is how vain these people are and the women are the worst! Us guys, regardless if we are gringos or Colombianos, we get it. I like to tell this story, and maybe I should've seen it coming. I married into a family chock full of divas! There were 15 children on my wife's mother's side. From what the wife told me, there have been at least 4 primas selected as Miss Colombia, one who was born and raised in Mexico became Miss Mexico and at least 2 were Miss Universe! Her one aunt who lives in Houston is still very attractive for being 82 y.o.! But I digress. However this is where the diva part comes into play. Whenever I take a shower, I have to play 'bathroom bowling!' That is where you knock-over at least 10 bottles of beauty products sitting on the shower ledge. At last count I tallied 18 bottles of beauty products in the shower. If I get 2 more I can start a league!
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Post by daluz on Jan 5, 2024 13:01:24 GMT -5
Scumbuster said: "Whenever I take a shower, I have to play 'bathroom bowling!' That is where you knock-over at least 10 bottles of beauty products sitting on the shower ledge. At last count I tallied 18 bottles of beauty products in the shower. If I get 2 more I can start a league!"
When we re-did the house, I specifically made several indentations in the shower wall and a bench that hold all of her mystery products! Be well.
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Post by charlie640 on Jan 7, 2024 16:12:21 GMT -5
i know many colombian men love the big fat ass here in medellin... and yet.... they look for prepagos that look like model bodies.... i myself dont get it....but i have noticed that the women here are now much fatter than 10 years ago must be the invasion of the western diet..... Frisby Fried Chicken & French Fries
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Post by teeo9111 on Jan 23, 2024 13:19:51 GMT -5
My Colombian girlfriend is very slim with small breasts,she has been begging me to buy her a set of bolt-ons,over my dead body will that ever happen. I hate surgically enhanced ANYTHING.
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Post by wildstubby on Jan 23, 2024 16:55:23 GMT -5
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Post by james on Jan 25, 2024 12:52:55 GMT -5
I've always heard that sex with a fat woman is the BEST. You just stick it in a different fold every night 😜😜
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Post by teeo9111 on Jan 25, 2024 14:43:28 GMT -5
I've always heard that sex with a fat woman is the BEST. You just stick it in a different fold every night 😜😜 I roll them in flour and look for the wet spot,lol.
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Post by wildstubby on Jan 25, 2024 17:17:22 GMT -5
teeo9111 said: That's the way we did it in the Navy! Of course there is always this one:
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