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Post by barrumundi on Sept 23, 2015 10:19:47 GMT -5
SAY IT REALLY FAST SAY *PINK CHEESE GREEN GHOST*
IF UR A TRUE LATINO YOULL GET WHAT THIS MEANS
billyb ??
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Post by barrumundi on Sept 23, 2015 10:24:09 GMT -5
This small Colombian man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer.
A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, "Youre sitting in my seat!"
The little Colombian man ignores him and orders another beer.
The man again taps him on his shoulder, and tells him hes sitting in his seat.
The little Colombian man gets up, leans over the seat, and says. "I dont see your name on it." He sits down again and orders still another beer.
The man says... "I know Karate!"
The small Colombian man says, "I know JUDO!
"JU DONT KNOW IF I HAVE A GUN!"
"JU DONT KNOW IF I HAVE A KNIFE!"
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Post by barrumundi on Sept 23, 2015 10:26:50 GMT -5
There was a Colombiana looking for job. The boss asked her, "Do you speak English?" "Yes, Senor," she replied. The boss continued, "I will test your comprehension, make a sentence with these three words: Green, pink and yellow." The Colombiana laughed, "That's easy, Senor. Here it is: The phone GREENS, I PINK it up and say YELLOW."
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Post by billyb on Sept 23, 2015 20:05:05 GMT -5
Pink Cheese......Aint that Mescin? Pinche Gringos (ihueputas, jajaja)
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Post by gallito on Sept 23, 2015 20:30:50 GMT -5
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Post by pilotguy68 on Sept 24, 2015 14:26:50 GMT -5
This is not really a joke, but what was said to me one time. I was investing in an oil field in Texas 25 years ago. I was walking in the oil fields with a new friend who was selling me the investment. He was a typical Texan. You would understand if you have been in Texas. Anyway, we were walking along and he was continually flipping an old silver dollar, his good luck piece. He had it for 30 years and it was nearly worn down. As he was flipping, he dropped it and it went down into a shallow pit of mucky oil, grease etc. He looked at the silver dollar for about 15 seconds, Then he took a $100 bill out of his pocket and wadded it up , then dropped it into the same mucky oil. Why did you do that ? I asked. Well, I sure as hell am not getting dirty for a dollar. This is texas logic. Joe
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Post by barrumundi on Sept 24, 2015 15:30:16 GMT -5
Another true story:
I was making the bed the other day when I noticed some coins on the floor next to my wife's side of the bed. When I went downstairs I asked my wife, "Have you been praying for money?"
"Yes" she said, sounding slightly embarrassed, "Why?"
I said, "You need to be more specific!"
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Post by barrumundi on Oct 25, 2015 9:30:52 GMT -5
Welcome to Colombia!
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