Post by barrumundi on Sept 23, 2015 10:32:52 GMT -5
SPANISH FOR GRINGOS:
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrases in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't speak spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo guey" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and see the difference and how easy it is to speak spanish.
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm going to have a dinner
N L C John = en el sill�n = on the armchair.
Be a hope and son = viejo panz�n = fat old man.
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cag� = Little John chickened out.
S toy tree stone = estoy trist�n = I'm kind of sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
Desk can saw = descansa = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less tan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have.
T n s free o ? = tienes fr�o ? = are you cold?
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar ! = Te lo voy a incrustar! = I'm gonna take you for a ride !!
Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches
Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals
Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit
Rascal p tow = rasca el pito = scratch the dick
Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico.
S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up (to the mother!)
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrases in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't speak spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo guey" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and see the difference and how easy it is to speak spanish.
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm going to have a dinner
N L C John = en el sill�n = on the armchair.
Be a hope and son = viejo panz�n = fat old man.
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cag� = Little John chickened out.
S toy tree stone = estoy trist�n = I'm kind of sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
Desk can saw = descansa = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less tan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have.
T n s free o ? = tienes fr�o ? = are you cold?
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar ! = Te lo voy a incrustar! = I'm gonna take you for a ride !!
Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches
Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals
Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit
Rascal p tow = rasca el pito = scratch the dick
Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name for famous wrestler in Mexico.
S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up (to the mother!)